Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Is that how you're dressed to fuck? Take your panties off, they're unnecessary

The lights are out, but we won't sit idly by, we'll rather fuck

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Did you think Lolly Lips was always getting laid in real life?

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

Watch your own Star Wars, I'm more interested in spreading my legs

I'll rub my back, I'll put it on my dick — everything in our hotel is for clients

If it's not worth it to study in the summer, it's sure to get up for a tutor

Pestered the bitch while she was asleep, so that she would give me a no-strings-attached

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Why learn if I'm going to make money through pussy anyway?

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

A student flatly refused to study until he gets laid

She showed me her fucking tits, and then it was all a blur. I think I had sex

The stepmother has decided that her son is old enough to drink wine and get laid